OF COURSE there are spoilers. The OB finale brought everything to the table. We laughed, we cried, we screamed death threats at the TV, but now that it’s over, some (all) of you may be wondering, “Well, what the hell am I supposed to do now?” So, I figured there was no better time than…
Define spoil. Yeah, yeah there might be a lot of those… Syfy’s new show, Dominion, is a television continuation of the 2010 film, Legion. I cannot stress this enough: if you haven’t seen it, go watch it (I’m sure it’s available, er, “online” somewhere. I’d throw up a list of sites, but I’m not that…
The worst thing that can happen to an astronaut is having an accident or equipment failure while on a mission. In a movie it’s the best thing that can happen because it brings drama and excitement for the viewers. “Mis-drop” follows a soldier (played by Elliot Travers) who is on his first mission. For nearly…
BEWARE: I SPOILS. Everything. Everything. Death. What. No. Stop it. I walked into this episode like a soldier facing an alien invasion. I armed myself with a box of Kleenex, a bucket of popcorn, and an emergency cake to break open in case I became so overwhelmed with grief that I had to stuff my…
BEWARE: SPOILS. Every day since Saturday, I’ve woken up like this: “GAGDASKFJSGATRLJGNHJGSNFNGFLKBMMDNSJF ORPHAN BLACK IS ALMOST OVER!!” But there’s hope for tomorrow, everyone! On Syfy, Dominion has finally arrived. I’ve been waiting for this show to premier for months, and now that it’s here, it’s almost everything that I imagined. I say “almost” because the guys…
Some veterans who are seriously injured during war are given prosthetic limbs to cope with life back home. What if instead of fake hands and legs they were given fully functioning robotic limbs? As You Were tells the story of Johnner (played by Trey Holland), a soldier trying to readjust to civilian life with a…
I spoil a bit, but it won’t ruin the central plot of OB. Just saying, BEWARE. FACT: Rachel Duncan is a stuck up hoebag. Arguably one of the most intimidating and unrelatable characters on Orphan Black, every week Rachel traumatizes households across the globe with her permanent I-Will-Eat-Your-Children-and-Sacrifice-You-to-the-Devil face. I love it, and you love…
BEWARE: I SPOIL. I absolutely love it when Helena goes insane. People forget that you can’t speak logically to a crazy person in the same way that you would speak to a normal person. You can’t plead for your life—they’re insane. Cry to the walls! The walls might hear you better. Someone should’ve told Henrik…
In celebration of Disney’s Star Wars Weekends, we’re releasing Retro Reviews of the original Star Wars movies! Stick around all weekend as we take you on a journey through your favorite trilogy! —D. Alexander, The Editor Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) from Lucasfilm Ltd. Who: Directed by Irvin Kershner (RoboCop 2, Never Say Never Again), introducing Billy…
For the few people who haven’t heard about this series, this does contain some minor spoilers because I can’t tell you how awesome this series is without telling you a little bit of the story. 1. Really terrifying merpeople. First, I need to confess that the deep sea terrifies me. It’s so vast and contains…
I would like for it to be noted that, while this piece was written prior to the release of this Saturday’s Orphan Black, the information herein is still relevant (especially when compared to what actually happened for comical purposes). Also, let it be known that our review of the latest episode will be out soon. –The…
We’ve seen the apocalypse. We’ve seen attacks on Earth’s civilizations by an unknown species, zombies, a third World War that left nations across the globe staggering. Pretty much every form of mass destruction that could befall our little planet has, and yet, here’s another. Starring Cillian Murphy, Chris Evans, Michelle Yeoh, Troy Garity, Hiroyuki Sanada,…
