Count Spatula’s vampiric utensils burst into the room. “Count, count,” one of them cries, “the Editor and his Contributors have made it past our defenses!” “How is this possible?! Bleh?!” exclaims Spatula. “They have… …oven mitts.” “BLEH! HOW?! HOW DID THEY GET THEM?!” “There is no time, sir! Ve must leave!” “But, the Day of…
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