LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
Well, I should have expected it, dear readers. I saw that post Brandon Scott did about vampires. Clearly, he’s on a kick.
But who am I to question it?
So, do you want to see a modern vampire tale? Do you want to hear of a new vampire, freshly born?
Well, we can give you just that if you CLICK HERE TO READ.
Did it satiate any craving for bloody stories? We hope so. We hope you are quelled for now.
And we’ll see you sometime soon, when the sun is down, when the monsters may roam once again.
…tuning out.
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