LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

Today, we have a type of story that’s been with humanity forever. There have always been stories of things children must not do or risk terrible danger.

Some of these stories are practical, and some are to make children behave.

But, in this story, the tale told is very real, and the parents have every reason to be afraid.

Will you, dear reader, also stay up until midnight by CLICKING HERE?

And, if you do, will you come back next week to see what there is to worry about?

We hope you do. We hope you’re there.

tuning off…

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