Friday Fiction: The Horrible Future of An Unbroken Vase

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

It’s the future, and all Edward cares about is a single vase remaining broken.

But why? What has come over Edward that makes him want to break his favorite vase?

Well, there’s one way to learn.

You know what it is.

CLICK HERE to read “The Horrible Future of An Unbroken Vase,” and you will understand that it’s about much more than a single vase.

And, if you liked this story—or any of our others—return soon. We have more stories for you.

tuning off…

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