

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
The carnival is so very big, and we are inside it now, well and truly.
And, as the title says, the boy isn’t leaving.
So, let’s dig into why there’s no way out of there.
CLICK HERE, if you dare look deeper. If you wish to see where it goes.
And come back next week to see the bottom of this pit we call a carnival.
…tuning out.
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