Tuning in…
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please? You’ve been patient. You’ve been diligent. You’ve been loyal. Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!
Sam…
*Cue music.*
Folks, today’s story is an exciting one! A hidden plot rests in the mind of young man seeking the coldest of rewards. Can a young, beautiful girl convince him that he has fallen down a dark, unforgiving path? Ladies and gentlemen, no more waiting. It’s time to read! It’s time to explore! It’s time for Dylan Alexanders…
…”Tense”. CLICK HERE to read!
That’s it, folks! Remember to go out and vote, because IT MATTERS! This is the Fictionmonger telling you to keep calm and MONGER ON!
See you next time here on Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrridaaaaaaaayyyyyyy Fictiooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
…tuning out.
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