Tuning in…
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
Today is a good day, folks, for today we are graced with the arrival of a kind of story that may take some thinking to understand, but if one truly comprehends the devastating implications of this tale, they will be rewarded with goosebumps beyond measure. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Brandon Scott’s…
…”Small Town Games”. CLICK HERE to read!
That’s all for today. GET OUT AND VOTE BECAUSE IT MATTERS! YOUR COUNTRY DEPENDS ON YOUR VOTES! This is the Fictionmonger telling you GOOD DAY, KEEP CALM and MONGER ON!
…tuning out.
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