Friday Fiction: Rules For Living With Roof Beings

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

No matter the dimension, there’s paperwork. There’s bureaucracy. Sometimes it’s a necessary evil. Even weird magical things can have laws.

Like, for instance, if you find yourself dealing with Roof Beings. There are a lot of logistics to worry about with them.

Thankfully, the D.I.S.A. has ten rules for just such an occasion. They’re easy to remember and follow. You can CLICK HERE for the complete list. We recommend you read it thoroughly.

We’re not saying you will find Roof Beings on your roof. But we are saying it’s better to be safe than sorry.

tuning off…

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