Friday Fiction: Paradoxical Eggnog (Part 2 of 2)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

We’ve returned to the strange tale of the Paradoxical Eggnog. Our main character has discovered this newest magical food and is now making cash with it.

But there’s more to tell than that.

CLICK HERE to hear the mechanics and rules of this strange, new magical food.

And, for those of you hungry for more stories, return on the last day of the year. We have a bonus tale for you. One of a magical location you’ve never seen before…or have you?

tuning off…

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