Friday Fiction: Paradoxical Eggnog (Part 1 of 2)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

Of all the stories we’ve featured on Sci-Fi Bloggers, I bet you never expected this one to get a sequel.

From last year’s Thanksgiving-themed tale, “Existential Cranberries,” comes this new shenanigan.

In a world now aware of magic—and where to find it—our protagonist has been searching far and wide. And he may have just succeeded.

You can find out how this strange story starts by CLICKING HERE.

And should you wish for a second helping of odd magical foods, return here next week for the inevitable but silly conclusion.

tuning off…

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