

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
Hello again, dear reader.
You may have read this introduction before. I cannot speak for certain. Time can be strange like that. Sometimes it doesn’t move the way you would expect it to move.
Take, for instance, our main character today. She’s been “resetting” for a long time. The rules of it are very hard to get around. So much so, she’s been forced to live in the same window of time with no hope of escaping.
But rather than give in to despair, she has some advice for how to spend a time loop. Perhaps you’ll find it useful. You can find it by CLICKING HERE.
And until next time, be sure to enjoy linear time. There are certainly worse ways to travel through the universe.
tuning off…
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