Friday Fiction: Every Leaf The Same (Part 1 of 2)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sam…

…Sam, play it.

*Cue music.*

We tell a lot of different kinds of stories around here. Some horrifying, some thought-provoking, and some downright silly.

This is the latter.

This is for fans of the ridiculous.

In another world, another dimension, a college-aged man named Eric will find that his boredom bears better fruit than he expected and that there is an interesting rule governing his world. But, of everyone involved, you, the reader, will learn the most surprising thing of all.

To begin unraveling this silly, silly tale, CLICK HERE.

And, of course, to find out the punchline to this joke, we’ll have the second tale on the first of December. We hope to see you there.

tuning off…

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