Tuning in…
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
Oh, look at that, we’re back! Did you miss us? Of course you did! Where else can you get tales of wonder, excitement, and magic? Well, all over the internet really–but we are pleased that you chose us.
Honored, really.
Now, when we last brought you a tale, it was one of a man who could use the ground we all stand on every day as a tool. And, while that is a stupendous ability, I think it’s about time you met his fiery teammate. Presenting the next tale that’s sure to wow you, Brandon Scott’s Elemental Heist: Part 2: Fire. Click Here to Read!
Come back soon for part 3!
…tuning out.
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