Friday Fiction: Cockroaches Down Here (Part 1)
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
Hey, readers. I’m still trying to figure out what’s happening. The old sound stopped. But now there’s… scuffling?
I don’t know what’s happening.
I’ve got a story for you, though. Click HERE to read it.
I think I might need to explore a cave. I don’t like caves, dear reader, but I’ll do this for you.
Maybe when you come back for the second part of this story, you could bring me batteries? I don’t know how long my flashlight will last me.
…tuning out.
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