Friday Fiction: Afterparty
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
The party is done—and now the horror begins. Brace yourself, dear reader, for Brandon Scott has something violent in store for these characters.
Because, after all, the only thing worse than an uninvited guest is one with a large blade to wield.
Wanna take a peek inside this house party from hell? CLICK HERE.
Want something more science fiction, with perhaps a little less murder? Come back next week for something that blinks and whirrs.
…tuning out.
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